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Silence.Silence.Silence.
In the late 20th century in libraries all over the land the noise was totally deafening and the readers would get out of hand 'WHICH WAY TO ROMANTIC FICTION?' 'IS THE MICROFICHE WORKING TODAY?' 'WOULD YOU CONSIDER WAIVING MY FINES? I'VE NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY' No one could do any reading Librarians went out of their heads There were fights in the 'Biographies' books would get ripped into shreds. So a bill was drawn up in a hurry And the message was sent far and near All of the noise and shouting was out A new age of silence was her


Airbag Love.Airbag LoveAirbag Love.
You took me to a movie You took me for a meal You drove me in your brand new car You looked cool behind the wheel when we hit some heavy traffic you didn't try to avoid the bumper of the car in front and my airbag was deployed as I was enveloped by rubber white powder on my face you looked at me with passion your heart began to race You said 'I can't help it, this might seem a little rash, but I love you simply just because we had a minor crash. My heart inflated quickly It took the impact of the fall be
Now including dubious bouts of poetry. |

| On Brick Lane, above The Frying Pan public house, I removed my boots to make love... As the coins from my pocket hit the untreated wooden floorboards, a large number of 'roaches scurried from beneath the single mattress, the only piece of furniture in an otherwise empty room. With her back to me, almost embarrassed, she placed the coins into a once white, greasy handkerchief.She turned round. I could smell gin. As she rested her head on my shoulder, she put her lips to my ear and then she whispered... Lay your love on me. I was blind but now I see, so come lay your love on me... I'd walk through sand in summertime, wade through snow in wintertime, just for you... |
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For heavens sake! `littlefishey is now available on twitter! [link]
Yeah I stabby all kill Acme Thunderer blaster I can kill
Yeah I can kill
Storm of feeling good fun fuck my animal heart and ache
--
Psh, I am already a ninjapiratejediwizardpimp
fizzbitchmessiahgodsockpuppet.
`votemark
But that would be a waste of pee
*steph1254 About peeing on chavs. (She made the avatar.)
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For heavens sake! `littlefishey is now available on twitter! [link]
Yeah I stabby all kill Acme Thunderer blaster I can kill
Yeah I can kill
Storm of feeling good fun fuck my animal heart and ache
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