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Sheer Heart Attack

Sat Nov 14, 2009, 1:41 PM


Hello babies,

I'm back again.

This week I've had an ECG, which revealed that my heart only beats 50 times a minute. This is very slow, and considering that I wasn't even feeling particularly relaxed at that point it's mega slow.

Why wasn't I relaxed? Because I'd gotten into the situation where I had to strip to the waist in front of the very unattractive male nurse due to wearing inappropriate underwear for my heart trace. He explained that he had to put 10 stickers on me around my heart, asked me to pull my top up then said that he'd 'never seen underwear like mine before', which was stupid, as all it was was a 'body' and then told me that I was going to have to pull it down. So topless, cold and nervous my heart still only goes thump... thump... thump...

He asked me whether I was an athlete. HA! I'm the anti-athlete.

Well, I took the ECG, which was marked with the word ABNORMAL at the top, to my doctor who looked at me confused and grabbed my wrist to feel the slowness of my heart for himself.

He then said... "Neurologist... or Cardiologist, which shall i refer you to?"

"Don't fucking ask me" I thought but didn't say.

He thought about it for a moment and exclaimed "NEUROLOGIST!" I have an appointment in January, so it's not the most urgent matter then.

I am back to work now, they've been extra kind to me, keeping me off of the phone, seeing as I have a fat tongue that makes me lisp when I talk. So 'Good Afternoon Surgery' ends up as GOO ARDERNOON SSSSSSURGERY

The bruise on the side of my head has also turned yellow. Hmmmm-hmmmmm.

On top of all this I had my Swine flu vaccine on Thursday and my right arm hurts like bloody buggery.

Oh and I have an iPod touch, I have fallen in love with it. I love it so much I would marry it, but it's far too good for the likes of me.

  • Mood: Screwed
  • Listening to: nuffink.
  • Reading: Nuffink
  • Watching: Nuffink
  • Playing: Nuffink
  • Eating: Nuffink
  • Drinking: Nuffink.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Camberwell, in Southwark, London, UK
  • Interests: Old TV and radio Comedy. As I am a sad old git.
  • Favourite movie: Withnail and I
  • Favourite band or musician: Cardiacs
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk/Indie
  • Favourite artist: The answer to that changes daily.
  • Favourite photographer: Am I allowed to say myself?
  • MP3 player of choice: Let's hear it for the Sony Walkman E436F
  • Shell of choice: Conch
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anaglypta
  • Skin of choice: Banana
  • Personal Quote: Of course it's good to be here, at my age it's good to be anywhere.

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:iconhypermind:
Hi. You dont know me, but hi :)

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:iconlittlefishey:
Hello.

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You are all my children. Now, fuck off to bed.
:iconluycha:
Your webcam cracks me up. XD

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"Time is a great teacher...
too bad it kills all of it's pupils." ~ Unknown.
:iconbrotherlyfluff:
Hello, littlefishey, I have a question. I noticed that ~Moon-Blade-Wielder posted several threads in the forums that would be considered spamming and the @ admins had to lock them. Could that get ~Moon-Blade-Wielder banned?

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:iconlittlefishey:
Spamming can get you banned. Yes.

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You are all my children. Now, fuck off to bed.
Flagged as Spam
:iconboaal:
Now that you know people are frightened... I urge you to abuse your power and rule those people with an iron e-fist.

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if you dont like me, fuck off.

I make music
:iconlittlefishey:
It seems the nicer I try to be, the more people fear and revile me.

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You are all my children. Now, fuck off to bed.
:iconboaal:
Oh the cruel barb of irony, it strikes again.

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if you dont like me, fuck off.

I make music
:iconextramedicationnowxd:
Would you like a sandwich?

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`votemark.
:iconillusionone:
Saw your replies to a recent christian thread. I'm just glad to see another atheist on dA

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Wouldn't That Be SWEET!!?
:iconlittlefishey:
I don't think that atheists are that hard to find on dA, but even so, thanks for the watch.

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You are all my children. Now, fuck off to bed.
:iconillusionone:
no problem.

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Wouldn't That Be SWEET!!?
:iconchittybang:
I'M JUST LURKING ON YOUR PROFILE.

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